Here is my fanfic challenge story for the Princess Destiny's archive. It sounded like fun, so here is my input to it. *evil grin* "Are you aware that your *** is burning?" by: Lazuli Chapter One Usagi was mad. She had to go to the doctor's for a pregnancy test. It was uncalled for! What did her parents think? It had to be all that sneaking out of the house, and her constant worn-out looks. Well, how would they feel if they were dragged out of bed every night to fight some Dark Kingdom general or youma. Sure, she had time to sneak out with a guy at night, provided her date wasn't interrupted by that beeping device from hell. She waited outside the doctor's office for her name to be called. She wished that she could get out of it, considering all the looks that she was being given. Did they think the same thing her parents did? She didn't tell the senshi about what happened. She could hear Rei-chan. "You've been sneaking off with Tuxedo Kamen, haven't you, Usagi?" She would never let up, and it would be in the tabloids before morning. She had an image of one of the Dark Kingdom generals reading the paper and laughing. She hid her head in her hands and groaned. She didn't have to wait for long as her name was called it. She was here for a full exam, with the pregancy exam tacked on the end of it. Her parents didn't think she knew about that part. How could she miss it with all the shouting that had been going on? She put on the hospital gown unwillingly, and hopped up on the exam table, preparing to meet her fate. The first part of the exam went perfectly fine. She checked out okay, once she made up enough excuses to cover the scar on her upper arm. Then she was made to leave the room while the doctor went to get the cup for the test. Usagi fiddled with the hem of the gown nervously as she waited. It didn't take long, and Usagi was prodded down the hallway where two doors were lined up side by side. Little did Usagi know was that the signs on the door had been switched...... Usagi grumbled as she try to pull her gown closed to look somewhat decent. Why were the stupid things invented this way? She just hoped that nobody else was in here. Her eyes grew wide with shock, though, as she realized what bathroom she was in, and she bolted for the door. Before she could make her way out though, the door slammed in her head, and she fell to the floor, in a most revealing posistion. She blushed and tried to stand up, but was dizzy and felt sick. 'Great, now I look like I'm drunk.' She muttered to herself. A hand reached out to steady her, and she looked up to see just who had entered the bathroom. No other than her arch enemy, Chiba Mamoru. She tried to back away from him, but he had a firm grip on her. "Odagno Atama.....just what do you think you are doing in the men's bathroom?" Usagi blushed. "Someone must have switched the signs or something! I walked in to...to....uh..." She trailed off, not wanting to reveal to Mamoru the real reason for why she was at the doctor's office. "Doing what, Odango Atama? Here for a pregnancy test? Out late at night with various men?" Usagi nearly gagged. What he said was true, but not in the way that he meant! She pushed away from him, and went for the door again. She was going to get out of here, now! She had just opened the door when it slammed shut again, and then the screams started. Usagi tried to open the door after that, and found it sealed shut. She just knew someone from the underground hell was up here, causing trouble in the hospital. Of all the places to attack! Usagi leaned aganist the door. She had to transform, but she couldn't do it with Mamoru here!! Why her? She wondered if she could knock him out, then transform and escape the bathroom. It was worth a try....she tried to reach up and smack him in the head, but she ended up with her hands on his chest, because she nearly fell over. "Okay, Odango for brains...I give up! What are you doing with your hands running all over my chest?" Usagi blushed to the roots of her hair. "I'm trying to knock you out you pompous bastard, for your own saftey! Just go down like a good boy...." Mamoru stared in shock. Odango had really gone crazy. "Odango Atama...are you okay? Are you here for the mental health department? Just get out of here, and go directly up those flight of stairs. You can't miss it." Usagi punched him in the chest. "Baka! If I could get out of here, I would. The only way I can get out of here though is a way you wouldn't understand. It's beyond your level of thinking." Mamoru snickered. "Nothing could surprise me, Odango Atama, about you. Go ahead. Do whatever. We are trapped in here, you realize, together, otherwise. I, for one, came in here for a reason. Didn't you?" Usagi stared at the wall. "What reason could that be?" She spat out. She couldn't see Mamoru at the hospital for any reason. "Well, Odango, what are bathrooms usually used for?" He drawled, and Usagi began blushing a brighter shade than before. How could he embarrass her like that? She knew she had to get out of there, no matter what the cost would be. She faced Mamoru directly. "Fine then. I'll get out of here, and you can do whatever you need to do. Moon Prism Power! Make-up!" She felt the transformation, and had some satisfaction that this at least, would shock him. She received a much different reaction, though, as she came down from her europhia. "My God! Did you know you're totally NAKED when you transform? Are you trying to give me a heart attack?!!" Usagi, or rather, Sailor Moon glared at Mamoru. He was staring at her with the strangest expression on his face. A look that she had never seen any male give her. Of course, no other person had been given front row tickets to her transformation. She had never thought of what the transformation looked like. She glared at Mamoru. "Well, if I was, I guess I failed. You're still standing. If you'll excuse me, then..." She went to use her tiara to get out of the room, when Mamorus stopped her. "I'm not sure what I liked better. That fashionable nightgown, or the transformation, or even the senshi uniform. How can you stand to wear those outfits? No wonder you fight mostly feminine creatures. The Dark Kingdom would be a fool to send a man. They'd be distracted with one look!" Usagi glared. What the hell was wrong with this man? When had he turned into such an ecchi? She pulled off the tiara. "I have to be going to save the world, again, Mamoru-san. Have fun." "Moon Tiara....Action!" She shouted, and the tiara turned into a bright, killing machine that would make her escape able. She wasn't prepared for the attack of flames that shot toward her, melting the escape hole completly shut, and the seal around the door as well. She sunk to the floor. Not only was she trapped in a bathroom with Mamoru, he knew her identity. She couldn't even get out of the building with her tiara, for Mars had sealed it shut! Was she purposely trying to keep her in here to torture her? Sailor Moon woudln't be joining this fight.... She was about to give up hope when she heard a hacking sound. She looked up to see Mamoru using some sort of weapon to chip away the hinges. She really didn't care, except when he leaned back and smiled. "Well, Odango Atama, you're dreams have come true. You can leave now. Should you really leave as Sailor Moon or Odango Atama, though?" Usagi turned away. "I'll leave as Sailor Moon, of course. Wouldn't want to give you another floor show of the un-transformation scene." Mamoru's eyes darkened, with anger or something else, Usagi didn't know. All she knew was to high-tail it out of there.She walked quickly out, then stared in horror at the burning building. Had Mars set the flames or had the enemy done it? Usually Mars was more careful. She didn't notice the burning beams overhead, and never felt the cape that wrapped around her before she fainted. "So, Odango Atama, you like sleeping on my chest?" Those were the first words that Usagi heard when she woke up. She found herself pressed tightly up aganist a figure that had always been in her dreams, but her dreams never gave him the ability to sound like the ever-sarcastic Chiba Mamoru. She blinked up at the figure and saw cool blue eyes looking down at her in amusement and slight... desire? She realized her posistion. Not only was she pressed up tight aganist Mamoru, she was straddling his lap. She blushed and tried to move, but there was no space at all. Where were they? "Well, Odango, it looks like you got close to me. You should consider yourself lucky. Not many people are this privleged." Usagi was furious, and decided to show it. She shifted around enough to get a fist to punch Mamoru where it was most sensitive. He reacted instantly, and for once the great Tuxedo Kamen had nothing to say. A few moments later he was still gasping in pain, and she smirked. It had hurt her to damage any part of her long time savior, but when he was insulting her like that, and after all he had put her through today, he deserved it. His eyes glittered at her with more than anger though. It was more of a...desperation. She wondered what he was thinking. She didn't have long to figure it out before she was pushed aganist...him...again, and his lips firmly claiming her own. It was impossible not to respond. She reached out and slapped him. Mamoru...Tuxedo Kamen...it was still the same person stared at her in shock before a feral grin lit up his face. "It's going to be a long wait for help, Odango Atama. You can't escape me now. Just don't untransform. It would make for an awkward situation, don't you think?" Usagi stared at him. What was wrong with him? Did he forget to take his medication? She realized, though, that being trapped in a small space with Mamoru was going to be hard to ignore. She couldn't just turn away, couldn't escape. She also knew that if he tried to kiss her again, it would be harder to slap him, and easier to just kiss him back. The stupid man....why couldn't he have continued insulting her, instead of kissing her? That's the end of chapter one! Hope you enjoyed!! Feedback!